*white dog owner voice* i am not a dog OWNER, I hate the connotation of that word…as if they’re a SLAVE or something. I am a dog GUARDIAN I feel as thou- wait a second these negroes outside are tootin and hollerin
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused
oh yeah, i’ve heard of that site. man you sound like you really enjoy cooking though? im not really into it at all, it would be cool if i was tho i guess